WATCH: Spring Breaker Gets Knocked 10 Years Into The Future At Panama Beach
Down under we have schoolies, as our main form of post-school celebration. But in the United States and other parts of the world, they do it every year in a tradition known as Spring Break. It is a wonderful time of the year, as the weather heats up, high school and college students descend on tropical and sub-tropical climes to soak up the sun and partake in some wholesome activities. Some of these activities are wildly depicted in movies such as ‘The Real Cancun’ and include soaking up rays, drinking to excess, engaging in grotesque sexually explorative acts. It is awesome.
Obviously, seeing as interaction with women is on offer, many heterosexual males will seek to stand out from the crowd by flaunting their masculinity. While to the bystander this behaviour is seen as wankerish in this day and age, men squaring off against each other is an animalistic and time-honoured form of exerting dominance over another male. Having said that, some men just like fighting in front of a crowd to gain notoriety or stake their claim as Alpha of the group.
The video below depicts one such locking of horns between a jacked up white dude and a fairly slightly-built black guy. We open on a beach in Panama, a country which sits on the g-string between Mexico and South America. As a formerly American-colonised territory, Panama remains a popular Spring Break destination.
The two men are squaring off in front of a huge crowd that has formed to see the show. The stand facing off in boxing stance and it’s the white guy who makes the aggressive first move. Obviously with a few under the belt already, he telegraphs his right with such obviousness that the black guy easily dodges it. But he’s on the back foot and it isn’t long before he cops a nasty blow. His counter-punches aren’t really doing a great deal and the killer blow comes with excessive force.
His head spins around and it’s lights out, goodnight before he hits the sand. One of the crowd in a white singlet is pretty set on avenging his mate’s shellacking and dives in to continue the fight. The video closes before we see the outcome of the secondary stoush.
Check it out on the player below.